NOTES FROM THE NAUGHTY STEP

NOTES FROM THE NAUGHTY STEP

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HALFLING: A FAREWELL TO LEGS
I’ll be writing about my collapse, surgery and subsequent life in a wheelchair, by turns hilarious and horrific, and the attitude of society towards the…
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HALFLING: A FAREWELL TO LEGS - Part 2
2nd chapter about my collapse, surgery and subsequent life in a wheelchair, by turns hilarious and horrific, and the attitude of society towards the…
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Punk's Not Dead!
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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Phone Alone
Moving apartments two years back, I was doing all the usual stuff when the issue of getting a landline installed came up.
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Notes From The Naughty Step
Castigated, cursed and cancelled, Julie Burchill cannot be silenced.
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Trolling
Though I generally believe that the world gets better, sadly one can’t say the same about words - and words mean the world to me.
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Laughing Queen
How lovely to see the photographs of the Queen laughing at Royal Ascot!
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MORE SEX PLEASE, WE’RE BRITISH
I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the phrase ‘French flu’ but it was coined in the 1950s by an Eastern European intellectual who found sanctuary from…
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TRIPLE HUMBUGS ALL ROUND!
Writing about Christmas television adverts recently, I reflected that ad agencies who have only ever employed non-white citizens as messengers and…
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The Judgement of Solomons
FINAL CHAPTER
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Audio trailer for Julie's new novel THE JUDGEMENT OF SOLOMONS
It's as dirty as AMBITION and as much a love letter to the Jewish people as UNCHOSEN. Published in episodes exclusively on Substack...
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The Judgement of Solomons
Chapter One
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